Dear Diary,
Can I ask you something? Why are all the good women taken? This morning I was out for a run and I saw this really attractive lady who had been biking, but was taking a short rest on a rock. I went up to talk to her when out of nowhere this white van drives up, out rush three men in black ski masks, and drag the attractive lady away. They just took her, those bastards. That always happens to me.
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