Also, who the fuck has a dynamite collection? What a dumb thing to have. You would think common sense would prevail. But no.
The dynamite salesman came to me at a time of weakness. Here's how it went down:
Dynamite guy: Hey, so I've got this dynamite.
Me: Yeeeeaaahhhh...I don't really need any dynamite.
Dynamite guy: Oh come on. If I don't sell this dynamite my family won't be able to eat and my children will all die.
Me: Ummm...dynamite you say?
Dynamite guy: It's totally legit. Usually I'll sell this much for $50, but I like you so I'll give it to you for...10 cents.
Me: Holy shit. 10 cents? For dynamite? I don't even need dynamite.
Dynamite guy: Come on.
Me: No.
Dynamite Guy: Come ON!
Me: NO!
Dynamite Guy: Pleeeaaassseeeee...come on. Just buy all this dynamite.
Me: Aww fuck, alright. I'll buy your god damned dynamite. Just get off my back.
Dynamite guy: Yesss. Here you go. 247 pounds of way volatile dynamite, don't tell people you have this or you might get in trouble.
Me: Holy crap, this is way awkward. I changed my mind. I don't want your 247 pounds of way volatile dynamite.
Dynamite guy: To late. See ya later, sucker.