Dumb.

Remember the activity where you sneak up to someone's door, ring their doorbell, and then run and hide and wait in the bushes so you can watch them answer the door? When I was a kid I always referred to it as knicker knocking. Today I found out that is incorrect. Turns out it's the n-word knocking. Neither name makes any sense. Ding dong ditching just sounds dumb. What do I do now? I guess I'll just have to hope that this activity never comes up in any conversation I have for the rest of my life.

I also thought Sisqo performed 'The Phone Song'. Turns out it's The Thong Song. Once again, neither of these really make that much sense. Why would you write a song about thongs?