Horse racing is so stupid.

OH LOOK EVERYBODY! I'M A HORSE! LOOK HOW FAST I CAN RUN! NEIGGGHHH!! CLOP CLOP CLOP!


Shut the fuck up stupid horses. Nobody (or at least I don't) cares how fast you are. Your names are always, always stupid (I think). Why don't you do something (that I think is) worthwhile with your time (petting zoo)?

If you're tired of running in circles and getting kicked in the side with pokey shoes, too bad. If you gave a crap you'd form a horse's union and fight for your rights, instead of prancing around all day and eating oats.