If I ever get rich I'm going to make it a rule in my house that any time someone is brushing their teeth, they have to be doing something else too. It's such a waste of time to just brush your teeth. You have a whole other free hand! Check your email, make toast, clip your toenails, something! I like to see how many tasks I can complete all at once while brushing my teeth. It's not out of the ordinary for me to be brushing my teeth, going to the bathroom and doing a crossword puzzle all at once. It's definitely one of my stronger points. That and how I can pee into the toilet from a REALLY long ways away. You should see it, I should have my own highlight segment on ESPN.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
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