I heard a radio commercial today for a place called Sports Clips. It's a barbershop where you go and they have sports playing all the time and they massage you and you can even partake in one of their "legendary steamed towels". How can a steamed towel be legendary? It's either a steamed towel, or it's not. There are not varying degrees of steamed towel. Let me show you:

Guy 1: I just got back from Sports Clips.

Guy 2: Ooooh, I hear they have pretty good steamed towel there. How was it?

Guy 1: Horrible.

See what I mean? That conversation will never take place, because there is not such thing as a bad steamed towel. It's just a hot towel. If you said "But the towel wasn't hot enough!" then you wouldn't be referring to a steamed towel. It would be a lukewarm towel. Completely different.

Here is a picture from their website






















That kid in the front sure looks like a smug little fucker. What is going on here? Do they employ children? Are those that guy's kids? Why isn't he looking at the camera? Why isn't the barber lady looking at the camera?