Tuesday, January 20, 2009

You know how when a baseball player gets a hit or steals a base or a football player throws a touchdown or gets an interception they do that thing where they point to the sky to give mad respect to God for helping them perform so admirably. Or perhaps they have some sort of intricate celebration a la Sammy Sosa involving chest pounding and finger kissing AND sky pointing. Well, it would be funny if people in other professions gave it up to god after successfully completing some sort of task. I would like to see a lawyer perform a deposition and then as he's walking back to his seat he points to the ceiling and thanks god for blessing him with the ability to kick ass.

Other funny times to give it up to God:

-After a policeman successfully guns down an underage kid robbing a convenience store
-After a plumber fixes a faulty toilet
-After a janitor finishes sweeping a dirty floor
-After a customer service rep redirects a call to the correct department
-After a pastor completes a moving sermon

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