Dumb.

Remember the activity where you sneak up to someone's door, ring their doorbell, and then run and hide and wait in the bushes so you can watch them answer the door? When I was a kid I always referred to it as knicker knocking. Today I found out that is incorrect. Turns out it's the n-word knocking. Neither name makes any sense. Ding dong ditching just sounds dumb. What do I do now? I guess I'll just have to hope that this activity never comes up in any conversation I have for the rest of my life.

I also thought Sisqo performed 'The Phone Song'. Turns out it's The Thong Song. Once again, neither of these really make that much sense. Why would you write a song about thongs?

I've noticed an epidemic of people giving sideways peace signs and doing this sideways pursing of their lips thing in photos. Does a sideways peace sign mean the same thing as an upright one? Or is sideways peace just cooler?

I'm going to start flashing sideways peace signs in all of my photos, but in a really awkward fashion. Usually if using your right hand, your two fingers would point to the left. I'm going to have my fingers point to the right. It actually kind of hurts my wrist, but it'll be worth it. People will have no idea what's going on.

Is he flashing the peace sign? Or...are those scissor fingers? Why is his wrist bent like that? That looks so uncomfortable. He's making me uncomfortable.