Orv.

That, right there. See what I did? I made a word. 3 letters, 2 consonants and 1 vowel. It was as easy as could be. It's even fun to say, kind of the sound I imaging a cute little alien puppy would make instead of bark or ruff or yip yip. So why do we have an entire dictionary full of words like parenthetical and spontaneous and fraternize when we haven't even used up all the 3 letter combinations? Why? How about instead of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis we just call it zad. Or instead of feeling displeased, one could feel...Gbnu (the g is silent).