So if a minor league ball park is the best place to meet ladies, what's the worst? I couldn't pick just one, so I made a list.

The worst places to meet ladies.

By Ben Busiek

1) MMA fights.

Baseball is a nice, fan friendly game that allows you plenty of time to take in the scenery and talk to your seat-neighbors. I've never been to any mixed martial arts fights, but I bet the ladies there are slightly more...likely to break my arms. Plus, what if a guy gets karate punched or judo kicked really hard in the groin and throws up. That would be gross.

2) The hospital.

I'm sure there are lots of very nice ladies in the hospital. Smart ones, attractive ones, successful ones, nice smelling ones. However, it's just as likely that they have leprosy. No offense ladies, but if your nose falls off in the middle of our first date, I probably will sneak out the bathroom window.

3) A plane full of snakes.

This would be the worst. Can you imagine sitting there talking to the pretty girl seated next to you about your favorite ice cream flavors or something, then next thing you know Samuel Jackson is there cursing and killing CGI snakes and you really hate snakes so you're probably hiding in the bathroom. Yeah, great way to meet ladies. Cowering in fear in the tiny bathroom in the rear of the plane while Samuel Jackson kicks ass. I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!!