Japanese Beetles: Orange ass little punks.

You stupid beetles, I hate your guts. You punk ass bugs, drive me nuts.

You fly around with your tiny ass wings, getting all up in my things.

That gooey substance that is produced when I squish your body
Hardly phases me, but fuck it stinks like shit.

I hate your species, you smell like feces, you are the size of Reese’s Pieces.

Please vacate my window, you’re blocking my view. If I see one more I may just spew.

I know that you’re here to regulate bugs that eat our crops and cost us money. But if I could genocide every last one of you, I’d tell my friends and they’d think it was funny.

Biting beetle bitches, I squash you in my fingers. Unfortunately your goo produces a stench that lingers.

Fuck you.