Things that, in my opinion, don't occur enough

- Jessica Simpson getting punched in the face by Kimbo Slice

- Those Southwest commercials that always end "Wanna get away?"
--By the way, I have a great idea for one of those: There's a guy and he's robbing a bank with a gun, only it's not a real gun. Then he says give me all your money or I'll shoot and kill everyone in this entire bank. Then one of the tellers says fine, kill us all. Then the bank robber doesn't know what to do because it's only a fake gun. Then the police show up, only they have real guns. Wanna get away?

- Pizza Hut free pizza giveaway week. To my knowledge this has NEVER occured.

- Christmas. Everyone is in good spirits, there's presents, good food and you get work off. Why not have that happen more often? Say...like...once a month?